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可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
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时间轴： WaitinZ
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
可能有点不一样 Gonna get a little weird
我要好好享受时光 Gonna have a good time
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翻译： 阿拱喜欢阿修 莫莉什么的
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个 I'm from another, woo-hoo
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校订： Enpistu
我对彩虹倾诉 I'm talking rainbows
我和小狗聊天 I'm talking puppies
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后期： Enpistu liloelva
可能有点不一样 It's gonna get a little weird
可能有点疯狂 Gonna get a little wild
我不来自这地方 I ain't from 'round here
我来自另一个时空 I'm from another dimension
星蝶公主 第一季第十一集 Star vs. the Forces of Evil S01E11 Mewnipendance Day/The Banagic Incident
好了 大家都安静 Okay, quiet, everyone.
安静 Quiet!! Oh.
我想你们都带剑了吧 I assume you all brought your swords.
什么 Uh... what?
邀请函上说了呀 It said on the invitation
你们应该带把剑 you're supposed to bring a sword.
我不是很明白你的邀请函 I was a little confused by your invitation.
我倒不糊涂 I'm not confused.
很明显这图片上画着肉 This is clearly a drawing of meat.
我来就是为了吃肉 I came for the meat.
我想大家都在纳闷为什么要来这里 I think everyone's just wondering why they're here.
今天是第三十七届格纳乌纳克 Uh, it's the 37th of Grovnok.
妙尼独立日 Mewnipendence Day.
很久很久以前 第一批移民来到妙尼王国 Along time ago arrived the first settlers of Mewni.
这个谦卑的民族有着崇高的追求 A modest people with noble pursuits--
生活 自由 玉米 life, liberty, and corn.
然而邪恶怪兽起来袭击 But the wicked monsters rose up and attacked
无辜的妙尼人 the innocent Mewnans
想把妙尼王国占为己有 to re-steal Mewni for themselves.
所以女王施展魔法 So the queen used her magic
把淳朴的农民变成了骇人的大军 to turn the simple peasants into a fearsome army.
于是战争开始了 And then there was fighting.
战争 战争 战争 战争 Fighting, fighting, fighting, fighting.
妙尼人赢得了胜利 And the Mewnans won.
等等 你略过了所有重要的部分 Wait. But you just blew past all the important parts.
-我们什么时候吃饭 -等我们重演历史后再庆祝 - When do we eat? - We feast after we re-enact
怪兽大屠杀 the great monster massacre!
现在请分成两队 Now please split into two teams--
怪兽队和妙尼队 monsters and Mewnans.
-我可以当人类吗 -你是怪兽 - Can I be a human? - You are a monster.
所以才邀请你到这儿来 That's why you were invited.
为什么我总是被划到怪兽堆里去 Why do I always get picked to...
-我想成为妙尼人 -我想成为妙尼人 - I wanna be a Mewman. - I wanna be a Mewman.
你得做我的将军 You get to be my general.
谢谢 Thanks.
看起来不错 Lookin' pretty good.
现在我们开始做戏服 Now we can begin making costumes,
完成后呢 血战就要开始啦 and after that, the blood battle can commence.
请讲 马可 Yes, Marco.
那是什么 What's that?
噢 只不过是个全视之眼 Oh, that's just an all-seeing eye.
它整天跟着你转 It follows you around all day.
它在盯着我 It's staring at me.
别担心 这东西只是用来提醒怪兽 Don't worry, it's just to remind the monsters
皇室家族时刻紧盯着它们 that the royal family is always watching.
不过并没有真正盯着谁看啦 It's not actually watching you, though.
那可太诡异了 That would be weird.
太了不起了 This is amazing!
她以为那是全视之眼 She thinks it's the all-seeing eye,
可那不是 but it's not.
这是窥探你们的敌人最有效的方式 It is the most efficient way to spy on your enemies.
真是纤毫毕现 I can see her pores.
这背后藏着什么秘密呢 What secrets lie beneath?
卢多主人 Ludo, Master.
看看这个 Look at this.
现在我们可以随时知道小星的行踪了 Now we can watch Star wherever she goes.
厨房 卧室 甚至卫生间 In the kitchen, bedroom, even in the bathroom.
呃主人 Uh... sir?
要不还是把卫生间频道删了吧 Maybe we don't keep the bathroom channel.
卢多 它只有一个眼睛 But Ludo, this eye only has one eye.
我的脸上可有两个 My face has two.
数量是它的两倍 That's twice the number of the eyes.
现在已经不用你执行监视任务了 Now that you don't have any spy stuff to do,
不如去给我们拿些爆米花和奶昔来 you should get us some popcorn and milkshakes.
我敢说这个宝贝真人秀我们要追一整夜 I'm pretty sure we're gonna binge-watch this baby all night.
你愿意的话可以和我们一起看 You can join us if you want,
只要你安静地坐在后面 as long as you keep quiet and sit in the back.
她完全没有察觉到我们的监视 She doesn't even know we're watching her.
有时候最大的威胁就在你的鼻子底下 Sometimes your biggest threat is right under your nose.
我的鼻子在嘴里呢 My nose is in my beak.
搞定 There.
这样你的肚子就不会外露啦 That'll keep your entrails from becoming your out-trails.
我的枕头 My pillow.
小星 我一直在看你的 Hey, Star, I've been looking through your...
稍等 Hold on.
我一直在看你的书 I've been looking through your book,
似乎有点不对劲 and, uh, something seems off.
什么意思 让我看看 What do you mean? Let me see.
好吧 Oh, okay.
你说得对 马可 Wow, you're right, Marco.
不可思议 我怎么之前没有注意到 I can't believe I didn't notice that before.
更锋利 更锋利 更尖锐 Sharper, sharper, stabbier,
你需要一匹独角战马当座驾 and you need to be on a Warnicorn.
现在该轮到怪兽们了 And now, for the monsters.
嘿 那我们拿什么 Hey, what do we get?
拜托 你们可是怪兽 用爪子就行 Hello. You're monsters. Use your claws.
小星 我知道怪兽是坏人 Star, I know the monsters are bad and all,
但是这不太公平 but this seems unfair.
不公平 Unfair?
对不起 弗格森 I'm so sorry, Forguson!
快帮帮他 他正痛苦地扭来扭去呢 Do something. He's writhing in pain.
噢不用了 他不动了 Oh, never mind. He stopped.
妈妈 Mom.
同志们 这就开始了 Comrades, it's beginning.
托菲用一个电子眼取代了我 Toffee replaced me with electronic eye.
-我们不在乎 -但你们应该在乎 - Uh, we don't care. - But you should.
要不了多久 托菲就会用一个 Pretty soon, Toffee will replace you
电子冰淇淋蛋卷取代你 with electronic ice cream cone,
然后用另一个来取代你 and you with another electronic ice cream cone.
还有你们 And you with...
你们到底是干什么的 What is it you do exactly?
我们是二位一体 或许这就说明问题了 Um, there's two of us, so... maybe that's a thing.
你讲完了吗 Are you finished?
先生们 请允许我向你们介绍 Gentlemen, allow me to direct your attention
我们的新型监控设备 to our new surveillance device.
星蝶公主正在重演 Princess Butterfly is re-enacting
我们最喜欢的节日 our favorite holiday,
怪兽大屠杀 the great monster massacre.
是我最不喜欢的节日 My least favorite holiday.
别担心 我们可以好好利用这次机会 Don't worry, we can take advantage of this opportunity.
何必兴师动众地抢魔杖呢 Why send an army after the wand
明明可以送货上门 when it can be hand delivered?
那不是一回事吗 Oh, isn't that a thing thing?
她不会注意到队伍里混进了 And it's not like she's going to notice
一只真正的怪兽 a real monster.
那些不是真的吗 Those aren't real?
算了 Okay.
现在 谁愿意给卢多去拿魔杖 Now, who'd like to bring Ludo his wand?
我愿意 I will go.
我就知道是你 你这个胖废物 I thought you might, you fat bag of garbage.
-我很抱歉 弗格森 -来吧 - I'm so sorry, Ferguson. - Come on!
嘿 小星 一切就绪了 Hey, Star, everything's set up.
只要你发信号 我们随时开始 We'll get started whenever you give the signal.
或者取消 那我们就可以去吃东西了 Or not, and we can just go eat.
不 可以的 No, it's okay.
会很有趣儿的 It'll be fun.
好吧 Okay.
我们开始了 Here we go.
妙尼王国的骑士们 Knights of Mewni,
拿起你们的武器 Take up your stabby weapons,
赶走邪恶的怪兽们 and drive out the evil monsters!
我做不到 I can't do this.
我要隐身了 Make me invisible.
-抱歉 弗格森 -来吧 - I'm so sorry, Ferguson. - Come on!
小心 恐怖的大屠杀 Careful. What a massacre.
请不要伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
他在干嘛 What is he doing?
弗格森 Ferguson?
弗格森 Ferguson!
真的很抱歉 I am so sorry.
马可说的对 这样做不公平 Marco was right, this is unfair.
弗格森 你还好吗 Ferguson, are you okay?
我很好 我只是隐身而已 I'm fine. I'm just invisible.
好了 大家去吃玉米吧 All right, let's go eat some corn.
我需要好好坐下来休息几天 Yeah, I need to sit down for a few days.
真丢脸啊 从沼泽雇人 What a disgrace. This is what you get
就是这个下场 when you hire people from the swamp.
重看一遍 Let's watch again.
我跟您说 这个东西 I'm telling you, this thing,
它不管用 it didn't work.
-我用着很正常 -他在上面做了手脚 - It works fine for me. - He sabotaged it.
我把你从沼泽地里拯救了出来 I rescued you from a life in the swamp.
收留了你 我给你裤子穿 I took you in, I gave you pants,
这就是你对我的回报 等等 and this is what you do to repay... wait a minute.
你裤子呢 Where are your pants?
这个嘛 Uh, well...
清醒点吧 Oh, get real!
这地方的脸都被你丢光了 You've brought shame on this house.
回你房间去 Now go to your room.
我不知道该拿他怎么办 I don't know what to do about that one.
是不是该取消他的奶昔特权 Should I take away his milkshake privileges?
说真的 这玩意可是傻瓜式的 Seriously? This was idiot-proof.
我想你知道该怎么做了 I think you know what you have to do.
不 等等 不要 No, wait. No!
这样好不近人情啊 Well, that was pretty hardcore.
你只是做了必须做的事 You did what had to be done.
你确定这本书说得对吗 Um, are you sure this is accurate?
知道吗 You know what?
我觉得是时候把书扔一边了 I think it's time we just put the book away.
好啊 Okay.
不对 No.
真无聊啊 Nope.
在浴缸里读书 绝对算不上是 Reading in the tub is not...
枯燥生活里的一勺调味料啊 a sure-fire fun way to spice up a dull day.
今天我要与内心最恐惧的敌人决一死战 Today might be the day I face my biggest fear.
空虚寂寞 Boredom.
也许就在今日 我会打破我那 Maybe today's the day I renounce my vow
永不无聊的誓言 to never have a dull day.
今天 我要凝视着空虚寂寞这家伙的眼睛 Today I will look boredom in its eyes,
那双贼溜溜的小黑眼睛 those beady little black eyes,
好像小小的黑拳头 like tiny little black fists.
我要看着它的眼睛 说 I'll look into those eyes and I will say...
等等 这是什么 天哪 Oh, wait, never mind. What's this?
香蕉魔杖 The banagic wand.
地球上最酷的法术 Earth's coolest magical treat.
地球的魔法 Earth magic!
以小海豚的笑声之名 I swear to baby dolphin giggles,
我发誓一定要找到香蕉魔杖 I will find the banagic wand
直至今日完结 before this day is done...
或是身死途中 or die trying.
否则 我就不叫星蝶 Or my name's not Star Butterfly.
这一刻由我自己见证 As me as my witness,
我再也不会感到无聊了 I'll never go bored again!
再加上一切能让这誓言 And anything else I'm supposed to say
听起来像回事的话 to make this official.
走你 Whoo-hoo!
等等 我不知道该去哪儿 I don't know where I'm going.
啊 在这儿 “详见电视广告” Ah, "As featured on TV."
但是我明明是在这杂志上看到的 But I saw it in this magazine.
这是个谜语 A riddle.
但是我超不擅长谜语的啊 得去找马可 But I'm terrible at riddles. Need Marco.
马可 Marco!
-快看 地球的魔法 -你说电视上那玩意儿 - Earth magic. Look. - That thing from TV?
你见过吗 You've seen it?
嗯 深夜广告播过 Yeah. It's one of those late night commercials.
所以这是真的啰 向电视前进 So it does exist. To the TV!
不行啊 我还要上空手道课呢 I can't. I've gotta get to my karate class.
你的新肾 是一位狼人给的 Your new kidney came from a werewolf.
闪亮亮榴弹换台 Glitter Grenade Rewind.
热死啦 It's so hot.
真是太无聊了 And I'm so bored.
这时候应该怎么办呢 What are they gonna do?
香蕉魔杖
一点点香蕉 It's a little bit of banana,
香蕉魔杖
再加一点点魔力 and a little lot of magic.
由专业冰冻学家设计 Designed by leading freeze-ologists,
香蕉魔杖应用了最先进的 the banagic wand uses state-of-the-art
分子冰晶学说 molecular ice-stronomy
让冰凉触感和嘶嘶响声激活你的舌尖 to frostulate your sizzle zones and...
让你透心凉 chill you out!
-美味啊 -真是透心凉 - Mmm. - I'm totally chilled out.
如此香蕉魔力趣味 当与好友共享 There's enough banagic fun for all my friends to enjoy.
增进友谊的魔法啊 Friendship magic.
附近各大卖场有售 Available at better stores near you.
各大卖场是什么店 Better stores?
数量有限
快来抢购吧
数量有限 Supplies are limited.
走吧 快去买 快去 快去 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
不行啊 I can't.
我还有空手道课呢 I have karate.
今天我们要练习怎样控制 Today we're learning how to channel
内心的情感 our emotions.
向各大卖场出发 To a better store near us.
你听见我刚说的了吗 Did you hear anything I just said?
一点点香蕉 再加一点点魔力 A little bit of banana, a little lot of magic
小星 我现在去不了 Star, I can't go now.
而且我觉得以你对地球文化的了解程度 And I'm not sure you have a firm enough grasp
自己一个人也去不了 on Earth culture to go on your own.
离我家箱子远点 你个臭无赖 Hey, get out of our yard box, you scoundrel!
换个地方藏你的龙蛋去 Hide your dragon eggs somewhere else.
好啦 我准备好了 走吧 Okay, I'm ready. Let's go.
马可 没动静啊 Marco, we're not moving.
你得用脚推动这些玩意儿才行 You push these little thingies with your feet.
真的 马可 有时候我真搞不懂 Honestly, Marco, sometimes I wonder
你到底了不了解这些地球上的东西 if you have a firm grasp on this Earth stuff.
天哪 太慢了 兔兔火箭喷射 Oh, too slow. Bunny Rocket Blast!
空手道教室 Karate class?
马可 咱们可没时间绕远路啊 Marco, we don't have time for detours.
广告说供货紧张 The commercial said we have to hurry
要尽快抢购 专注正事啊 while supplies last. Focus on the quest.
我本来就打算来这儿 This is where I'm going.
空手道课 Karate.
我并不打算跟你去 I am not going with you.
亲爱的小甜心马可 Dear, sweet Marco.
由衷赞赏他伴我度过了这么长的旅程 I commend him for making it this far on the journey,
为了向他致敬 我在此宣誓一定完成使命 and vow to complete the quest in his honor.
再见了 甜心马可 Good-bye, sweet Marco.
这家店有一名狼人守卫 The store is guarded by a werewolf.
请不要伤害我 狼人 I wish you no harm, werewolf.
我只为香蕉魔杖而来 All I seek is the banagic wand.
这里是各大卖场吗 Is this a better store?
呃 你要多大 Uh, better than what?
又是谜语 More riddles.
真希望马可仍与我同在 I wish Marco was still with us.
你必须学会掌控你内心深处的东西 You must learn to channel what is deep inside you.
迪亚兹 说种情绪来听听 Diaz, name an emotion.
-呃 饥饿感 -控制你的饥饿感 迪亚兹 - Uh, hunger. - Channel your hunger, Diaz.
掌控你的情绪 勇敢面对来自火焰的试炼 Channel your emotions to brave the gauntlet of fire!
打住 我们要在这上面走吗 Wait, we're gonna walk on those?
那家店还不错啊 Uh, that one's okay.
不过还有一家更大的卖场 在南边主路和河滨路交界处 but there's a better store down on Main and Riverside.
各大卖场就在附近 A better store near me.
你说在主路和河滨路交界处 有一家各大卖场 There's a better store on Main and Riverside?
-是啊 -好吔 - Yeah. - Whoo-hoo!
主路和河滨路交界处怎么走 Which way is Main and Riverside?
迪亚兹 上 Diaz, approach.
典型的马可 痛苦地满地打滚 Classic Marco. Writhing in agony.
好了 我到主路上了 Okay, I'm on Main Street.
那么 河滨路在哪里呢 Now, where is Riverside?
这不就有条河嘛 河边上 A river and its side.
找到了 I found it!
不出我所料 Like I knew I would.
吃了没 姐们儿 Ahoy, matey.
-海盗 -没错 就是俺们 - Pirates. - That's what we arrgh.
欢迎来到深海阎王的鱼舱 Now come with me to Davey Jones' fish locker.
好吧 海盗先生 Okay, pirate.
我现在听你吩咐 I am at your mercy,
因为我是你手下无助的囚犯 for I am but your helpless prisoner.
我骗他的 我是一位来自于异次元的强大公主 Not true. I'm a powerful princess from another dimension,
我会让所有人都离开这里的 and I'm gonna get us all out of here.
自由就在不远处 Freedom is nigh!
啊咧 小姐 Arrgh, ma'am?
投降吧 海盗们 Surrender, pirates.
离我远点 你们这些嗜血的蛮人 Stay back, you bloodthirsty savages.
-皇冠龙卷风 -够了 - Tiara Tornado! - Enough!
海盗 你投不投降 Do you surrender, pirate?
我们不是真的海盗 We aren't pirates.
这是家海盗主题餐厅 This is a pirate-themed restaurant.
你们知道在哪儿能找到各大卖场吗 Do you know where I can find a better store?
各大卖场 A better store.
她在这儿 There she is!
能借我用下吗 太感谢了 Can I borrow this? Thanks so much.
拜拜 Bye.
我的孩子在里面 My baby's in there.
哦 不对 他在这儿 Oh, no, there he is.
不好了 星光之踢 Oh, no! Starlight Foot Smash!
米兰达 我发誓 如果你敢穿那双毛靴子来我的派对 Miranda, I swear, if you wear fuzzy boots to my party,
我就把你的脚砍了 I will break your feet off.
什么 What the...
布兰特妮 你得帮我一把 Brittany, you've gotta help me.
有群愤怒的暴民在追我 There's an angry mob after me.
你能把他们支开吗 Could you throw 'em off my trail?
跟他们说我往那边走了 多谢啦 拜 Tell them I went that way? Thanks. Bye!
她进去了 那里 She went in there.
那么现在 有请马可·迪亚兹 And here we have Marco Diaz
只见他接近了火焰的试炼场 approaching the gauntlet of fire.
十四年来 迪亚兹过得很不容易 It's been a tough 14 years for Diaz.
没女朋友 空手道一直升不过绿带 No girlfriend, can't seem to get past green belt.
这些失败的历史一定令现在的他窒息 That history of failure must be suffocating him right now.
杰里米 滚开 Jeremy, get out of here!
我在尝试控制我的情绪 I'm trying to channel my emotions.
失败 失败 失败 Fail, fail, fail.
玩够了吗 Enough!!
你个讨厌鬼 You little twerp.
迪亚兹 等等 Diaz, wait!
你做到了 You did it!
我做到了 I did it.
我明白了 先生 I understand now, sensei.
迪亚兹 Diaz.
-这都是你设 -迪亚兹 - This was all a part... - Diaz.
-你让杰里米装作 -迪亚兹 - You had Jeremy act... - Diaz!
蹈火而行啊 哥们儿 Foot fire, buddy.
这简直壮观啊 是吧 They're magnificent, aren't they?
你 是时候清偿你所做的一切了 You! Time to pay for what you've done.
他们说的是你吗 Are they talking to you?
拆我的店 Wreck my store?
给你点颜色看看 I'll show you.
好了 您几位需要冷静一下 Okay, you guys need to chill out.
香蕉魔杖 The banagic wand.
一点点香蕉 再加一点点魔法 A little bit of banana, a little lot of magic
由专业冰冻学家设计 Designed by leading freeze-ologists,
香蕉魔杖应用了最先进的 the banagic wand uses state-of-the-art
分子冰晶学说 让冰凉触感和嘶嘶响声激活你的舌尖 molecular ice-stronomy to frostulate your sizzle zones
由身及心 透心凉 and chill you out!!
小星 我回来了 Star, I'm back.
你还想去 哈 You still wanna go... huh?
嘿 马可 我战胜了空虚寂寞 Hey, Marco. I conquered my boredom.
给你 我自己一个人进了城 Here. I went downtown by myself.
我知道 我也在 I know. I was there.
简直小菜一碟 It was way easy.
我觉得可以这么说吧 我已经玩转了地球 I guess you could say I've totally mastered Earth.
抱歉 我低估了你 Sorry I underestimated you.
你说你低估了我 You underestimated me?
呃 对 Uh... yeah. I did.
抱歉 Sorry.
不过 这玩意儿看起来蛮好吃的 This stuff looks delicious though.
-你这是 -上面有只苍蝇 - Why did you... - There was a fly on it.
我觉得地球这地方真不错 I think Earth is a pretty great place
我来自外太空 That's saying something
所以说这话很有把握 'Cause I've been through outer space
这里适合我 是我的风格 I think it suits me, it's just my style
最近的生活我就要在这里过 I think I'm gonna stay a little while
我觉得陌生人只是 I think that strangers are just friends
尚未谋面的朋友 You haven't met
我沉着冷静毫不留情痛击怪兽 I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat
我真觉得这里就像我的家 I'm really thinking I could call this place home